the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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