its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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