You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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