Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Vodka?
Forever.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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