Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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