I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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