You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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