it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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