But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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