Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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