Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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