But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's Friday. Sex?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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