Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it's like heaven, but drunker
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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