do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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