If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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