And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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