i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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