...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
my poor anus
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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