Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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