so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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