I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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