i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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