They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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