I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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