and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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