you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
