This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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