Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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