What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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