Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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