i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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