I wish I could punch you in the face.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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