Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The air was thick with penises
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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