I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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