the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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