My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Boobs are out for the taking
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
