Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
3 2 1 whiskey
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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