one might say we're banned from that church
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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