I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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