I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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