Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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