it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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