why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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