she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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