I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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