i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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