This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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