were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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