I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
