so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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