Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
