A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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