If i come over, it means nothing
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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